Avengers: Gallifrey
The Avengers’ names written in Circular Gallifreyan.
Best Fandom Collision Ever
“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen
The Thoughts I have about an Inception fusion.
This. All of this.
so my little brother has avengers legos and i just saw that he had the loki one set up like this and i was so confused for a minute and then i figured it out
he’s roasting marshmallows
This is the first time I’ve burst out laughing when my family was in the room. I’m embarrassed now askjd
teatrousers WHY DIDN’T WE THINK OF THIS
If you thought the ‘K is Coulson’s dad’ idea stopped at the one gifset…you underestimate how obsessive we can be.
I want this to be funny, but the Subject Lost bit is so sad in context. :(
oh. oh now I’m really sad.
Sweetheart, you make Dinah Lance proud. I’m sure you know this, but you look flicking A. MAY. ZING.My Cosplay as Hispanic!Black Canary
I had such a great time dressing as her although I have no idea how she puts that fishnet on all the time!
Relevant to stickthisbig’s interests.
damn fucking straight
So here’s a little thing I finally finished:
The Ones Worth Telling (Clint & Natasha friendship, Clint/Coulson, Natasha/Jarvis, 3006 words, Explicit)
You have no idea how much you need this in your life.
This has become a blog where I talk about the Avengers a lot. Feelings for their faces continue unabated. I apologize for nothing, &c.
You are in good company.
Look at all the fucks Tom Hiddleston gives.
That’s right. Not a one.
LOOK THEFANGIRLHOOD IT’S HAPPY FUNTIMES LOKI. PERHAPS HE IS HEADED TO THE REALM OF ANAHEIM.
Ahem.
OH MY GOD HE TOTALLY IS, ANY SECOND NOW STEVE IS GONNA BE LIKE, HEY MAN, THE KIDS WANT TO GO TO ANAHEIM, WE GOT YOU AND SIF THESE MATCHING TSHIRTS, AND THEY’RE BOTH LIKE… THIS ARMOR IS WEAK AND FLIMSY WHY WOULD WE WEAR IT BUT THE KIDS ARE LIKE OH MY GOD ROLLERCOASTERS.
OH GOD, OH GOD, SO THEY’RE ALL ON THE ROLLERCOASTER, AND THEY GET OFF AND STEVE IS LIKE, COME ON LET’S BUY A PICTURE AND THEY GET IT AND SIF IS LIKE, LOKI YOU ARE NOT IN THIS PORTRAIT, AND LOKI IS LIKE, UHH, AND THAT IS HOW HE LEARNS THAT HIS COPIES DO NOT DISPLAY ON THESE DUPLICITOUS AND FIENDISH PORTRAIT MACHINES THE MIDGARDIANS HAVE CREATED, AND SIF IS MAD AND STEVE AND THE KIDS ARE DISAPPOINTED THAT HE DIDN’T ACTUALLY COME ON THE RIDE. HIS EXPLANATIONS ARE FRUITLESS, AND HE IS MADE TO RIDE THE MOUNTAIN OF SPLASHES AGAIN.
AHAHAHAHA IT’S SO TRUE, AND THEN THEY TRY TO TAKE DAGNA TO THE BIBBIDI BOBBIDI BOUTIQUE AND HER HAIRSTYLIST IS LIKE ARE YOU READY TO BE A PRINCESS AND SHE JUST LOOKS AT THEM LIKE, YOU MUST BE NEW HERE, AND SHE INSISTS THAT IF ULLR GETS A WEAPON THEN SO DOES SHE BUT THEN THEY GIVE THEM PLASTIC SWORDS AND THE ENTIRE FAMILY IS SO DISGRUNTLED BECAUSE WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT I MEAN REALLY AND THEN POSSIBLY DAGNA AND ULLR MISUNDERSTAND THE POINT OF A GROUP OF PARK EMPLOYEES DRESSED AS THE ARISTOCATS AND TRY TO RIDE THEM AROUND LIKE SKOGKATTS AND STEVE SPENDS HALF AN HOUR APOLOGIZING TO THE EMPLOYEES AFTERWARD BECAUSE HIS FRIENDS ARE FROM OUT OF TOWN AND THEY JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND THEME PARKS.
AND AT THE END OF THE DAY THEY WATCH THE FIREWORKS, AND THE KIDS ARE TIRED AND HANGING OFF OF LOKI AND SIF, AND TONY IS LIKE COME ON LET’S PUT THEM IN THE JET WITH STEVE AND GO HAVE A DRINK AND SIF IS LIKE MORTAL THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ALE IN ALL OF MIDGARD AND TONY IS LIKE YOU’VE GOT THE KEYS TO THE BIFROST, THERE ARE WAYS TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM. AND STEVE IS LIKE TONY NO BUT THAT HAS NEVER WORKED IN THE HISTORY OF EVER
AND THAT IS THE STORY OF HOW TONY STARK ROLLED UP INTO ASGARD WITH STEVE ROGERS AND A WHOLE FAMILY OF ASGARDIANS IN GOOFY T-SHIRTS, AND HEIMDALL JUST STOOD THERE AND WAS LIKE, WELL THAT HAPPENED.
OH HEIMDALL, THE THINGS YOU’VE SEEN
THIS IS ALSO THE STORY OF HOW TONY STARK MET ODIN AND HOW THE ALLFATHER IS A BIG SAP WHO LOVES HIS GRANDCHILDREN SO MUCH THAT HE GIVES NO FUCKS ABOUT WALKING AROUND THE PALACE IN A GOOFY HAT, BECAUSE OBV THEY BROUGHT ONE BACK FOR HIM AND THEY MAKE SAD FACES UNTIL HE WEARS IT. AND SIF AND LOKI TRY TO PUT THEM TO BED BUT THEY REFUSE TO GO TO SLEEP UNTIL UNCLE STEVE COMES TO TELL THEM A STORY ABOUT ~GLORIOUS BATTLE~ SO THEY HAVE TO CALL STEVE IN AND AT FIRST HE’S LIKE, YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK MY WAR STORIES ARE APPROPRIATE FOR CHILDREN, BUT SIF IS LIKE, FUCK A BUNCH OF THAT MY CHILDREN ARE WARRIORS AND HE’S LIKE, RIGHT, OKAY, SO UNCLE STEVE SITS THERE AND TELLS THEM ABOUT THE HOWLING COMMANDOS AND DAGNA AND ULLR ARE COMPLETELY ENCHANTED STEVE ENDS UP SITTING THERE TELLING STORIES FOR MOST OF THE NIGHT WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS DRINKING AND BY THE TIME HE GETS BACK TO THE OTHERS TONY IS WEARING HIS TIE ON HIS HEAD AND TRYING TO TEACH THOR THE ELECTRIC SLIDE WHILE LOKI AND SIF ARE LIKE THIS IS THE KIND OF THINGS MORTALS PUT ON YOUTUBE, IS IT NOT AND STEVE IS LIKE, YES, NOW YOU’RE GETTING IT.
I can’t, I just, I can’t top Odin Allfather in a Goofy hat.
The tumblr user you are trying to reach has DFO.
IT IS THE GREAT TRAGEDY OF MY LIFE THAT I CANNOT DRAW FOR SHIT, OR I WOULD DRAW THAT FOR YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.
Except then they get back and Thor is like MY FRIENDS LET ME TELL YOU OF OUR ADVENTURES and the others are like YOU HAD A PARTY IN ASGARD AND WE WEREN’T INVITED. So then they have to do it all again.
